You are an OK Driver!
You can park, and aren’t sub-human, but keep practising, otherwise you might be called a Trog.
You’re likely to be a mixed-transport user, perhaps preferring to catch the bus sometimes, and hug a squirrel at the same time. You’d like the car from Harry Potter, which probably runs on unicorn poop…
Your car isn’t cared for that much, however you do have some crap rattling around, and by crap, I mean fluffy shit – get rid of it!
You probably clean and polish that turd of a car with depressing regularity, your maintenance schedule isn’t as clockwork as your cleaning schedule.