You are Sub-Sub-Sub-Human. possibly a rat in a human body!

Why did you answer this quiz when you hate the spirit of motoring so much; I mean, you’re unlikely to be able to park the vehicle, as you’re too busy hugging squirrels and trees – why not be a tree!

If you do have a car, it’s likely to be a smart-car, or something you can only fit a single penguin in – your car probably runs on AA batteries! Despite your hatred of the world and life in general, your car will be so polished as to be a mirror on the outside, and full to the brim of waving flowers, or some other shit.

And don’t even go there with the paranoia around maintenance – the local garage probably roll out the red-carpet for you!

Take or re-take the quiz again, find out what type of driver you are – click here!