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Fair play - This one sucks arse, it's the ultimate low-brow, knuckle-dragging version of supposedly showing respect for achievement. Take your language beyond the secondary school play ground level!
Here are some random musings, bite-sized pieces of stuff, sometimes with free serving of rant on the side. Read for amusement only, don't be a sad monkey, we have money and digital watches.… Continue Reading 
This is a game changing lunch sandwich, and takes only 20 minutes end to end - which makes it ideal for those workers who are now working from home! This tastes as filthy-good as it looks, I wouldn't be disappointed to receive this from the best of burger-vans, or pubs!… Continue Reading Welcome to the greatest meme-show ever… well at this point in time. This 42-meme-strength collection will take you roughshod through the valley of memes, you will experience sorrow, revulsion, and if you’re my kind of people – deeply wrong laughter 🙂 May your nightmares commence… here they are: 42 epic memes 🙂
… In a pit of cokeless despair? Maybe? Probably not. How did Coke become such a part of society? Marketing, muthafuckers, marketing!
Found this old image collection – no wonder it got so big!
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Following on from the “Bit of a shitty post“, here are some of the more used Spabbitisms, those made-up words (Aren’t they all?)
We’re all getting older, right? (I’m talking about the standard humans here, not some mystical beings)
We’re all getting more random, right? (All of us, or just some randoms?)
Was I born at the wrong time, or was the wrong time when I was born? 🙂
At this point, you’re probably thinking ‘bullshit’, and you’d be right in some reality.…
So – Rantlets – A series of mini-rants on random topics
I do love a smash of random rants – good for the soul.
These Rantlets have been brewing for a while, eking out their thin veil of truth, trust, and a bucket full of sardonic-mode moral outrage. I’m letting them roam into the thoughts of the public.…
As the title implies, this post will detail the one thing in life which we all have in common (Apart from dying, butt that's taking the darkness too far around the u-bend)... And that is shit - poop, shite, discharge, dung, and stool. Merde, Scheisse, Kak, Mierda, and Gówno. I don't want you to assume that this article will be guano, it's going to be solid gold epically funny shit … Continue Reading 
Recently something smacked me in the face so hard as to knock me into next week. Yup that's right... fucking time travel, motherfuckers. Only this isn't the nice kind of time travel where Doc Brown and a mongrel of questionable origin is awaiting you with a nice warm amplifier. This is the kind of time travel which makes reality movies about the collapse of civilisation look like a fucking cartoon … Continue Reading Here are some random things, statements, whatever. Make of them what you will 🙂
I found this one knocking around on the interwebs, and wellll… it’d be rude not to share 🙂
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