#Random – @Spabbit

January 4, 2021 Spabbit

Recipe: Cheesy Garlic-Spam hot sandwich!

This is a game changing lunch sandwich, and takes only 20 minutes end to end - which makes it ideal for those workers who are now working from home! This tastes as filthy-good as it looks, I wouldn't be disappointed to receive this from the best of burger-vans, or pubs!… Continue Reading

October 4, 2020 Spabbit

#Redwheel

Again for you [three] weirdos out there who don't have the current generation's unhealthy coping mechanisms, such as Reddit and YouTube. Well #Redwheel covers both of those bases. Work in Retail? Escaped Retail? Been Mistaken for working somewhere? Dislike entitled wankers? This channel is for you.

Go subscribe to his channel if you haven't already!

[Many thanks to an anonymous colleague who pointed me towards this channel! :)]

October 4, 2020 Spabbit

Spabbit’s curated memes.

Welcome to the greatest meme-show ever… well at this point in time. This 42-meme-strength collection will take you roughshod through the valley of memes, you will experience sorrow, revulsion, and if you’re my kind of people – deeply wrong laughter 🙂 May your nightmares commence… here they are: 42 epic memes 🙂

August 17, 2019 Spabbit

Where would the world be without Coke?

In a pit of cokeless despair? Maybe? Probably not. How did Coke become such a part of society? Marketing, muthafuckers, marketing!

Found this old image collection – no wonder it got so big!

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July 31, 2019 Spabbit

Spabbitisms… Expanding the language in all the wrong ways!

Following on from the “Bit of a shitty post“, here are some of the more used Spabbitisms, those made-up words (Aren’t they all?)

The Snottening – this is what happens when you wake up with a cold, and snot flows from every unplugged hole in your head. “Oh fuck!

June 1, 2019 Spabbit

Random and Old, or Old and Random?

We’re all getting older, right? (I’m talking about the standard humans here, not some mystical beings)

We’re all getting more random, right? (All of us, or just some randoms?)

Was I born at the wrong time, or was the wrong time when I was born? 🙂

At this point, you’re probably thinking ‘bullshit’, and you’d be right in some reality.… Continue Reading

February 15, 2019 Spabbit

Rantlets – Murder, Freakiness & The young who can’t use a telephone

So – Rantlets – A series of mini-rants on random topics

I do love a smash of random rants – good for the soul.

These Rantlets have been brewing for a while, eking out their thin veil of truth, trust, and a bucket full of sardonic-mode moral outrage. I’m letting them roam into the thoughts of the public.… Continue Reading

January 13, 2019 Spabbit

Bit of a shitty post

As the title implies, this post will detail the one thing in life which we all have in common (Apart from dying, butt that’s taking the darkness too far around the u-bend)… And that is shit – poop, shite, discharge, dung, and stool. Merde, Scheisse, Kak, Mierda, and Gówno. I don’t want you to assume that this article will be guano, it’s going to be solid gold epically funny shit…

Getting to the matter at arse – we’re all full of it – shit – from the caveman to the supermodel to the tramp, we all have the shittiest thing in common – it’s the great leveller – pigs have understood this for years, and the shitty little buggers literally roll in it given half a chance!… Continue Reading

December 15, 2018 Spabbit

When the fuck did I become an old man?

Recently something smacked me in the face so hard as to knock me into next week. Yup that’s right… fucking time travel, motherfuckers. Only this isn’t the nice kind of time travel where Doc Brown and a mongrel of questionable origin is awaiting you with a nice warm amplifier. This is the kind of time travel which makes reality movies about the collapse of civilisation look like a fucking cartoon.… Continue Reading

April 6, 2017 Spabbit

Random things meme – getting to know your Spabbit.

Here are some random things, statements, whatever. Make of them what you will 🙂

Around the age of 35, I decided to look for a wife, took me a while, but have mine for keeps.
I cook only for those I love.
You can go skiing in a car.
It is possible to change almost anything in your life, eventually.

September 20, 2016 Spabbit

The Chemistry of Rum

I found this one knocking around on the interwebs, and wellll… it’d be rude not to share 🙂

(Click image for high-res)… Continue Reading

September 8, 2016 Spabbit

Not being morbid, or anything, but thereisnospoon.

Do you ever wonder why you worry?

I’m worried about lots of things, all the time. Sometimes I turn to the common vices, drink etc… But why the fuck do we all worry all the time, soon enough we’ll all be dead, and when you’re dead, you don’t care anymore.

Why worry?… Continue Reading

August 13, 2016 Spabbit

My Top 14 Albums!

This little Top album meme is shamelessly nicked from other sources, such as Facebook posts, still – I enjoyed making up the list and listening to a lot of music to make up my mind 🙂