Orrible ‘lil Baby #2 Family+1

imageThis is Chloe May aka Orrible ‘lil Baby #2 (Granddaughter), born yesterday 06/06/2016 at around 15:30 GMT.

The birth means a few things…

  1. Another 2 years of baby goop and crap lying around (After the first two years, baby turn more human, less goop).
  2. My wife been drawn into baby-grandma mode for another 2 years.
  3. Me having to comfort and soothe my wallet, this is an extension on the already going 30 year term for the first grandchild.
  4. Makes me feel like an antique.
  5. My sister going in to full-on-goo-gah mode when she next visits and sees Chloe for the first time.
  6. More children who I’m going to be teaching to cook properly!
  7. I’m going to need more rum…

That is all – further updates to follow… And don’t for a moment be going all goo-gah over the photo… Orrible ‘lil Baby!

Gold-Star :)

Today is Annual-Wage-Slave-Bonus day in work. #win

Gold star to me, happy Spabbit! #YaY!

Same bonus and grade as last year, so I’m happy. ย 2.6% Pay Rise too ๐Ÿ™‚

I would like to take a moment out to thank Star Trek, more specifically the Scotty Principle for my success.ย  Without the Scotty Principle, I couldn’t consistently pump out the amount of work which I do.ย  All hail Scotty ๐Ÿ™‚

Will now be able to get the decorating done, service the car, spend some money on myself and my wife for #fun-shit, and pay off some credit-card, not to mention get some stuff for the new family additions (Shhhhh, don’t tell anyone about the last one!).ย  I’m relieved that I’ve managed to pull the rabbit from my arse two years in a row – a previously unimagined feat of super-spabbitness!

Some pictures!

Some pictures from recent times ๐Ÿ™‚

Happy new… bah humbug?


Sheldon and The Beer Glass (This Bad-Boy holds ONE LITRE, with room for the head)… A couple of these and things start to blur… Couldn’t resist it, only a fiver from Lidl

The still-new Southern Comfort glass – it’s the perfect drinking vessel for Southern Comfort (Or the cheap-arse Spirit of Louisiana from Tesco). I’ve recently started drinking the cheap-arse version mixed with cloudy lemonade, a very moreish taste!

The Peanut, wearing the hat knitted by my very talented Wife ๐Ÿ™‚

The Sheldon, doing what The Sheldon does best!

Zonko The Magnificent, first in Matrix-Kitten Mode, then slightly more grown up ๐Ÿ™‚


Memories of Last Summer… Firstly Caswell Bay, then from one of last year’s BBQs, lastly an image of the best ice-cream in the known Spabbitverse!