- Session recovery time is measured in days, not hours!
- Childhood punishments are now treats, a sound spanking and being sent to bed early? Yes please! … Continue Reading
Single-Bastard 🧊 You're shivering, getting into bed hurts until it warms up under the sheets a little. Nothing too serious.
Duo-bastard 🧊🧊🚀 Clothes are a requirement, nipples might be mistaken for cruise-missiles in launch mode… Continue Reading
Memebomb, memebomb, yeah, you’re a memebomb
You can give it to me when I need to come along
Memebomb, memebomb, you’re my memebomb
And, baby, you can turn me on
Baby you can turn me on
You know what you’re doing to me, don’t you?
I know you do!
It’s well known that as a society, we’re becoming more sexually progressive – more and more those people traditionally into their vanilla sex lives are looking to add some spice by trying BDSM, in-fact, it’s almost mainstream these days! Now, my (slightly) twisted mind takes that idea, and thinks immediately (as anyone would, right?)… Continue Reading
Nigel NG also has a podcast called Rice to Meet You!
Welcome to the greatest meme-show ever… well at this point in time. This 42-meme-strength collection will take you roughshod through the valley of memes, you will experience sorrow, revulsion, and if you’re my kind of people – deeply wrong laughter 🙂 May your nightmares commence… here they are: 42 epic memes 🙂Continue Reading
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For reference, the first two are:
- Spabbitisms… Expanding the language in all the wrong ways!
- The Dictionary According to Spabbit – Volume 2 – Fucking ruining the language!
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- Ferp - Fuckery Perpetrator, or Perpetrator of Fuckery - Oi! You ferp! Stop with the fuckery already!
- Chindian - Fusion food between Chinese and Indian - went down my mates house last night, he cooked the best madras with an egg fried rice!
- Jarmarize - To rapidly dump the clothes of the working day and change into pyjamas - Can't wait to Jarmarize and settle in my binch-cave