It’s well known that as a society, we’re becoming more sexually progressive – more and more those people traditionally into their vanilla sex lives are looking to add some spice by trying BDSM, in-fact, it’s almost mainstream these days! Now, my (slightly) twisted mind takes that idea, and thinks immediately (as anyone would, right?)… Continue Reading
Category: #Funny Shit
#Redwheel
Again for you [three] weirdos out there who don't have the current generation's unhealthy coping mechanisms, such as Reddit and YouTube. Well #Redwheel covers both of those bases. Work in Retail? Escaped Retail? Been Mistaken for working somewhere? Dislike entitled wankers? This channel is for you.
[Many thanks to an anonymous colleague who pointed me towards this channel! :)]
Uncle Roger always knows best!
For those of you [like you three wierdos] who don't browse YouTube every day until your eyes bleed, you may not have stumbled across Nigel NG, aka Uncle Roger. This guy is amazing, and has recently produced a video taking Jamie Oliver to bits with his so-called-fried-rice - the results are hilarious. As a reasonable chef myself, I agree with everything Uncle Roger says! #MSGMASSIVE
Go subscribe to his channel if you haven't already!
Nigel NG also has a podcast called Rice to Meet You!
Spabbit’s curated memes.
Welcome to the greatest meme-show ever… well at this point in time. This 42-meme-strength collection will take you roughshod through the valley of memes, you will experience sorrow, revulsion, and if you’re my kind of people – deeply wrong laughter 🙂 May your nightmares commence… here they are: 42 epic memes 🙂
The dictionary according to Spabbit – Volume 4 – UK to USA edition
NSFW! (Lots of swearing!) There have been loads of these types of articles drifting around the interwebs recently, however I feel they’ve all lacked a certain guttural directness, and have overlooked the darker side of the colloquial language used in the UK.
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The Dictionary According to Spabbit – CUM Special
Never let it be said that this format is straight laced, so I bring you the third installation of The Dictionary According to Spabbit - Volume 3 - CUM Special!
For reference, the first two are:
- Spabbitisms… Expanding the language in all the wrong ways!
- The Dictionary According to Spabbit – Volume 2 – Fucking ruining the language!
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War & Peas!
If you’ve not heard of this Web Comic before, so go look and enjoy on https://warandpeas.com, ❤❤❤ War & Peas!
You can also support them on Patreon 🙂
A permalink has been added to the widgets to support these guys… Continue Reading
The Dictionary According to Spabbit – Volume 2 – Fucking ruining the language!
Spabbitisms... Expanding the language in all the wrong ways!", Spabbit brings you The Dictionary According to Spabbit - Volume 2 - Fucking ruining the language!
- Ferp - Fuckery Perpetrator, or Perpetrator of Fuckery - Oi! You ferp! Stop with the fuckery already!
- Chindian - Fusion food between Chinese and Indian - went down my mates house last night, he cooked the best madras with an egg fried rice!
- Jarmarize - To rapidly dump the clothes of the working day and change into pyjamas - Can't wait to Jarmarize and settle in my binch-cave
Spabbitisms… Expanding the language in all the wrong ways!
Following on from the “Bit of a shitty post“, here are some of the more used Spabbitisms, those made-up words (Aren’t they all?)
- The Snottening – this is what happens when you wake up with a cold, and snot flows from every unplugged hole in your head. “Oh fuck!
Spabbit’s favourite new word: Alcogee!
Alcogee – The point in the sober drunk sober cycle after “Is this shit working”, exactly where everything is shiny funny numb, and before you inhale a kebab and either sober up, or throw up… … Continue Reading
Random and Old, or Old and Random?
We’re all getting older, right? (I’m talking about the standard humans here, not some mystical beings)
We’re all getting more random, right? (All of us, or just some randoms?)
Was I born at the wrong time, or was the wrong time when I was born? 🙂
At this point, you’re probably thinking ‘bullshit’, and you’d be right in some reality.… Continue Reading
