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The future is merely the projection of the now seen through the prism of your imperfect memory. Alcohol often improves the prism.
This effect is know as Beer Goggles.
All hail Beer Goggles. … Continue Reading
What bright fucking spark had the idea of one way systems inside buildings?
Seriously, I want to know – the dumbest element of humanity has a new king!
If you’re a planner, consider the following as examples where this is a complete fail:
In a pub or shop or shopping-centre / mall where the walk-way is narrow, and by narrow, I mean comfortable for two people to walk side-by-side.… Continue Reading
Remember real-life, you know, physically leaving your home to go shopping? Walking into a retail store, not queuing, not trying to win at “you’re it”? It seems forever ago. Is the new reality of not going shopping here to stay – are we all going to be even more reliant on delivery services? … Continue Reading
This is a public service rant, one with an impassioned cause. You’re welcome.
Don't get yer knickers off - this isn't going to be the popular view, and is going to contrast to a lot of conventional wisdom.
Never let it be said that this format is straight laced, so I bring you the third installation of The Dictionary According to Spabbit - Volume 3 - CUM Special!
Spabbitisms... Expanding the language in all the wrong ways!", Spabbit brings you The Dictionary According to Spabbit - Volume 2 - Fucking ruining the language!
In a pit of cokeless despair? Maybe? Probably not. How did Coke become such a part of society? Marketing, muthafuckers, marketing!
Found this old image collection – no wonder it got so big!
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You Fucking What! WTF is this all about? Does Fuckery have a colour? In today’s bout of brain dump to keyboard, I’ll point at the insanity of the world at large in order to maybe answer back.
“You Fucking What!” is a phrase I seem to utter with an increasing rate of abandon as the world is plunging into an infinite sea of Fuckery.… Continue Reading
I was scrolling through the blog, and came across the below article from 2016… I think that now, here years later, it has even more meaning. Blip in the timeline, or chaos on a stick with ketchup? We’ll be finding out soon – watch this country shaped space 😉
Today, the UK has voted to leave the EU, the UK Prime Minister, David Cameron (A public-schoolboy upper society product who’s never lived in real-life) has resigned.… Continue Reading
We’re all getting older, right? (I’m talking about the standard humans here, not some mystical beings)
We’re all getting more random, right? (All of us, or just some randoms?)
Was I born at the wrong time, or was the wrong time when I was born? 🙂
At this point, you’re probably thinking ‘bullshit’, and you’d be right in some reality.… Continue Reading
Rantlets – don’t you just love a good rant? Well, here are some mini rants – Agree or not, at least have a laugh, you twisted little bugger.
Just as a strict disclaimer… If you’re offended by this, assuredly none of the below (Or anything on this site) is targeted at you as an individual.… Continue Reading
Reasons why I’m not a c*nt.
This is going to be a short article.
Erm… maybe.
Yeeeee nah, I’m a c*nt really.
Click the link below. You’d better like swearing though. There’s a fuckton of swearing, and for the less educated amongst you, that’s like 1000 shittons. So if you don’t like professional industrial level swearing which would put a roughneck to shame, or if you’re a snowflake, then scroll on by and have a nice life, otherwise read on.… Continue Reading
