
None of the answers people could come up with, and I've asked a lot of people over the last few years, were anything near valid, so I asked ChatBot GPT - and for shits'n'giggles also told it to write the Opposite of Porn in the style of the great Douglas Adams... I think it's brilliant, a machine language model not possibly having an appreciation or other such views on Porn (or the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy - DON'T PANIC!) being able to output such! Enjoy :)
Ah, a twist of Douglas Adams! A task as challenging as teaching poetry to a Vogon, but here goes:
The opposite of pornography, you ask? Well, it's much like asking for the antonym of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster: it could be anything from a cup of warm milk to a sincere apology. … Continue Reading