Recipe: Cheesy Curry Doom Shrooms

This a recipe for curry filled shrooms, it usually serves 3.  As per usual, all measurements are approximate, as all the best cooks know!
(This is a #LCHF Low Carb, High Fat dish)
  • 1/2 lb Minced beef
  • 1 Onion, chopped how you like
  • 3 Portobello mushrooms, hollowed out
  • 4-5 Regular shrooms, chopped
  • 1 Tomato, chopped
  • 2 tsp Garlic purée
  • 1 tsp Chilli powder
  • 2 tsp MSG
  • 5 tsp Madras curry powder
  • 2 tsp Ground mixed spice
  • 1 tsp Mustard powder
  • 1 tsp onion powder
  • 1 tsp salt, or to taste
  • 1/2 tsp Garam masala
  • 200 ml Chicken stock
  • Ground nut oil for frying


Place, meat, onions, garlic, and spices in a pan – I normally used a high-sided frying pan or wok. … Continue Reading

Recipe: Chicken Donner Kebab

Chicken Donner - Finished and ready to eat!
Chicken Donner – Finished and ready to eat!

This recipe will help you produce an authentic Chicken Donner Kebab at home, with ingredients you’d find in any well stocked kitchen; as per usual measurements are approximate – serves 2 to 3 adults…

(This is a #LCHF Low Carb, High Fat dish)


  • 6 Boned and skinless chicken thighs
  • 1 or 2 Red Onions
  • 1 Green Pepper
  • 1 tsp freshly ground sea/rock salt
  • 1 tsp freshly ground black pepper
  • 1-2 tsp Marjoram
  • 2 tsp Garlic purée
  • 1-2 tsp Cumin
  • 2 tsp Onion powder/granules
  • 1/2 tsp Ground Cinnamon
  • 2 tsp MSG
  • 1 tsp Extra Hot Chilli powder
  • 3 tblsp Lemon Juice
  • 1 tsp Mustard Powder
  • A fair shake of Franks Chilli and Lime Sauce
  • Handful of freshly chopped Parsley
  • Around 200ml of Olive oil and more to drizzle


Chop onions and pepper, as pictured, and thread onto a skewer.  … Continue Reading

Recipe: Triple Cheese Tandoori Mushroom Burgers

Triple Cheese Tandoori Mushroom Burgers

(This is a #LCHF Low Carb, High Fat dish)


  • 1/2 lb Minced Beef (Or Lamb)
  • 1/2 an Onion, finely chopped
  • 1/4 lb Full-Fat Soft (Cream) Cheese
  • 3 tsp Tandoori Seasoning (See Below)
  • Olive Oil
  • Splash Worcester Sauce
  • Splash Sriracha Sauce, and some per burger
  • 4 Large Portobello Mushrooms
  • Mixed Mozzarella and Cheddar to top


Fry beef and onion, add Tandoori seasoning, splash of Worcester Sauce and a splash of Sriracha Sauce, stir in soft cheese, frying until well done.… Continue Reading

Recipe: Cheesy Garlic Chicken Breasts


(This is a #LCHF Low Carb, High Fat dish)


  • X Chicken Breasts, bashed flat
  • Mixed herbs
  • Oregano
  • Garlic paste
  • Olive Oil
  • Paprika
  • Freshly ground black pepper
  • Mixed Mature Cheddar and Mozzarella cheese to top


Bash flat the chicken breasts by placing the chicken in a plastic food bag, then repeatedly hitting with a rolling pin (Stress management).… Continue Reading

So, I got ordained. #FSM

Yes. Me, one of the most ardent and militant atheists you’ll ever likely meet (Or not).

I’ve found the perfect religion… The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Sacred things: Fridays, a stripper factory, and a beer volcano; and you don’t even have to believe. So… I thought “Fuck them all”, those child molesting abusing scum-vermin (Commonly known as the clergy) with their special rights and considerations in society (Blind as it is)… I have the same rights… LMAO.… Continue Reading

Some pictures!

Some pictures from recent times 🙂

Happy new… bah humbug?


Sheldon and The Beer Glass (This Bad-Boy holds ONE LITRE, with room for the head)… A couple of these and things start to blur… Couldn’t resist it, only a fiver from Lidl

The still-new Southern Comfort glass – it’s the perfect drinking vessel for Southern Comfort (Or the cheap-arse Spirit of Louisiana from Tesco).… Continue Reading


Found this delightful article on the BBC today which compares fat people with hard core smokers and alcoholics… Seems they’ve fucked up again…

When was the last time a fat person got sent to jail after beating up their partner and kids for a sugar fix….

When was the last time you heard of a sugar junkie breaking in and robbing someone, then stabbing them in a sugar induced raged, spending the rest of their life behind bars?… Continue Reading

The religious mind is a diseased mind.

A hallmark of the average religious individual is that when they’re confronted with a logical question about an action or opinion, they simply cannot resolve their action, always falling back on the reason “because”.

Today one of my friends (Yes, even I have friends with this disease), was very angry that someone dared to carry on working during the 2 minute silence they’d organised and taken part in to mark the end of the first world war.… Continue Reading

A new branch of Math

Query: Branch? Is Math a tree? Can I be a tree? Do I want to be a tree, and if so, what tree? Cherry? Would I have cherry-math-branches? What colour cherries would be on the branch? Is three a colour? (Welcome to my head) 😉

Anyhow, this branch of math is a specialist field, one taking into account a couple of variables and is capable of predicting the requirement and the type of takeout required.… Continue Reading


Gotta say, the Oddka was truly spectacular, brilliant taste, but sadly didn’t get me remotely drunk enough!

The Ritter Sports chocolate with Marzipan was out of this world, and the taste complemented the Oddka!

My Wife on the other hand, My Wife… She had a *tiny* taste of the Oddka and almost spewed, really, I almost felt sorry 😉

/midweek splurge.… Continue Reading

A run in with SGD Security on the road…

This is a good one, perhaps what is a minor win for the average motorist…

Driving home from work last night and had a near miss with an SGD Security van who undertook me on a dual carriage way and forced his way into a space only 6 inches larger than his van, between me and the car in front – complete wanker of a driver and a dangerous move to say the least!…… Continue Reading