This is Chloe May aka Orrible ‘lil Baby #2 (Granddaughter), born yesterday 06/06/2016 at around 15:30 GMT.

The birth means a few things…

1. Another 2 years of baby goop and crap lying around (After the first two years, baby turn more human, less goop).
2. My wife been drawn into baby-grandma mode for another 2 years.
3. Me having to comfort and soothe my wallet, this is an extension on the already going 30 year term for the first grandchild.
4. Makes me feel like an antique.
5. My sister going in to full-on-goo-gah mode when she next visits and sees Chloe for the first time.
6. More children who I’m going to be teaching to cook properly!
7. I’m going to need more rum…

That is all – further updates to follow… And don’t for a moment be going all goo-gah over the photo… Orrible ‘lil Baby!