Spabbit’s Chilli Con Carne

This Chilli Con is a recipe which I have refined over the years, some of the ingredients have been swapped around due to availability over time - this is the latest iteration of the recipe. Whilst there are a few ingredients which aren't found that often in every kitchen, most of them should be available either online or in your local deli. The measurements are all approximate, the recipe will get you in the target zone, but as with all good recipes it's up to the chef to fine-tine to their own preferences. I hope you enjoy! … Continue Reading

Spabbit’s Damn right down and double dirty rice

This is a down and double dirty rice – flavour wise it has a smokey base with a sweet leading edge. The texture is amazing, soft yet well cooked pieces of burger, crunchy pieces of bacon, firm yet cooked peppers & onions, all with the rice!

The pieces of burger could be swapped out for chicken, marinaded pieces of beef, or even some form of sea food!… Continue Reading

Ageing Kinkster Problems

BDSM SymbolIt’s well known that as a society, we’re becoming more sexually progressive – more and more those people traditionally into their vanilla sex lives are looking to add some spice by trying BDSM, in-fact, it’s almost mainstream these days! Now, my (slightly) twisted mind takes that idea, and thinks immediately (as anyone would, right?)… Continue Reading

Spabbit’s Samosa-Noods

"WTF?" I hear you say! Yes, this is a straight-outta-spabbit insane recipe - who in their right mind would even imagine cooking noods in a samosa filling?! Spabbit loves Fusion Foods, and this one attempt, love or loathe, these noods taste fantastic :) [I'm thinking at this point, this recipe counts as Fusion-Junk-Food!] … Continue Reading

#Redwheel

Again for you [three] weirdos out there who don't have the current generation's unhealthy coping mechanisms, such as Reddit and YouTube. Well #Redwheel covers both of those bases. Work in Retail? Escaped Retail? Been Mistaken for working somewhere? Dislike entitled wankers? This channel is for you.

Go subscribe to his channel if you haven't already!

[Many thanks to an anonymous colleague who pointed me towards this channel! :)]

Uncle Roger always knows best!

For those of you [like you three wierdos] who don't browse YouTube every day until your eyes bleed, you may not have stumbled across Nigel NG, aka Uncle Roger. This guy is amazing, and has recently produced a video taking Jamie Oliver to bits with his so-called-fried-rice - the results are hilarious. As a reasonable chef myself, I agree with everything Uncle Roger says! #MSGMASSIVE

Go subscribe to his channel if you haven't already!

Nigel NG also has a podcast called Rice to Meet You!

Spabbit’s curated memes.

Welcome to the greatest meme-show ever… well at this point in time. This 42-meme-strength collection will take you roughshod through the valley of memes, you will experience sorrow, revulsion, and if you’re my kind of people – deeply wrong laughter 🙂 May your nightmares commence… here they are: 42 epic memes 🙂

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Now on Spabbit TV? #Succession

Succession – I’m really enjoying watching this – it’s slow to start but has you watching on the edge of your seat for what level of crazy is gonna smack you in the face next. 2 Seasons, or two weekends – Highly recommended 🙂

Succession  Drama | 1h | TV Series (2018– ) 8.6
Writers: Jesse ArmstrongStars: Brian Cox, Kieran Culkin, Sarah SnookSummary: Succession follows a dysfunctional American global-media family.
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Spabbit’s Chilli Con Carne

This Chilli Con is a recipe which I have refined over the years, some of the ingredients have been swapped around due to availability over time - this is the latest iteration of the recipe. Whilst there are a few ingredients which aren't found that often in every kitchen, most of them should be available either online or in your local deli. The measurements are all approximate, the recipe will get you in the target zone, but as with all good recipes it's up to the chef to fine-tine to their own preferences. I hope you enjoy! … Continue Reading

Big shout out to Chin and Choo, from Ziangs Oriental Food Workshop

Here's a massive shout-out to Chin and Choo from Ziangs Oriental Food Workshop! I've been following Chin and Ziangs Oriental Food Workshop on YouTube for an age now, Chin is a very experienced Chef who passes on his and his mother's, Choo's recipes and tips from many years of running oriental takeaways. I've learnt an incredible amount from watching the main channel Ziang's Food Workshop, and highly recommend it to anyone who is thinking of cooking oriental food, as Chin covers everything from the basics to the masterpieces… Continue Reading

Spabbit’s Spicy Noods

I love these Spicy Noods and they’re so healthy, the recipe is mine – influenced by the basic flavours of Singapore Noodles, but with an Indian slant, plus some Spanish smoke from the Pimentón 🙂 Cooking a batch on the weekend means a healthy spicy lunch to keep you going through the week.… Continue Reading

#iPhone #iPad doesn’t work on #WiFi after #iOS14?

You’re not on your own. #sigh.

Apple have introduced a security-anti-tracking system with all the best intentions, however in doing so broke every existing connection to secure wifi networks where MAC address access is enforced.

In non-geek – every device has a unique code (mac), and in some cases it’s taken into account as part of authentication when connecting to a network with a usual username / password / token.… Continue Reading

#COVID One Way Systems #Bollocks.

What bright fucking spark had the idea of one way systems inside buildings?

Seriously, I want to know – the dumbest element of humanity has a new king!

If you’re a planner, consider the following as examples where this is a complete fail:

In a pub or shop or shopping-centre / mall where the walk-way is narrow, and by narrow, I mean comfortable for two people to walk side-by-side.… Continue Reading

#Tesco Click and collect #Fail

So… We’re in local lockdown again due to the mismanagement of the country by the government. Everyone is using click and collect, or delivery – it should be a well oiled machine now – well #Tesco managed to fuck this all up royally. This is my recent experience, and my opinion:

Turn up for a two hour slot, I was a few minutes early.… Continue Reading

What if…


What if we lived in a world where exams didn't exist? After the initial clusterfuck in the UK around cancelling the summer exams across the board, things have now started to settle down. Teacher assessments have taken the place of exams. Not counting the stress of the initial clusterfuck, how easy was that!? … Continue Reading
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