
During those odd hours, lunchtimes specifically, the mind tends to wander into areas we would all rather brush under the proverbial carpet... One of the areas for not wandering into is, of course, porn - this then raised the question "What's the opposite of porn?" - the opposite game is always awesome - such as the opposite of cheese is obviously mice :)
None of the answers people could come up with, and I've asked a lot of people over the last few years, were anything near valid, so I asked ChatBot GPT - and for shits'n'giggles also told it to write the Opposite of Porn in the style of the great Douglas Adams... I think it's brilliant, a machine language model not possibly having an appreciation or other such views on Porn (or the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy - DON'T PANIC!) being able to output such! Enjoy :)
Ah, a twist of Douglas Adams! A task as challenging as teaching poetry to a Vogon, but here goes:
The opposite of pornography, you ask? Well, it's much like asking for the antonym of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster: it could be anything from a cup of warm milk to a sincere apology. …
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