Quiz – What kind of driver are you? Leave a reply Parking? I can parallel park if required I'd rather drive around the block 17 times than parallel park Reverse park, up hill & around a corner in the dark - no problem I'm OK in most situations Abandon the vehicle where I stop I always practise reverse and parallel parking I'm the parking master of the universeThe Environment.... you know, squirrels and shit. Go back to the age of Steam A regular car - Cars and the environment can co-exist Motorised transport is evil, take the train (Electric) Cars are evil, take the bus I don't care Horses for the win I cycle everywhere I drive an SUV or Pickup, and hate the environment I drive a PriusThe vehicle, your friend, your steed. Smart Car Sports Car 5 Door SUV Family Wagon Hardcore Off Roader Soft-top Sports Car Regular car 3 Door fun SUVFuel... You know, that shit which makes the wheels go round and round... Fairy Dust Petrol Unicorn Poop Hybrid Diesel Electric Bitch DustThe Vehicle Exterior.... ooh, shiny! Monthly wash (Not drawing a comparison to other monthly activities) If I can't see my face in the car, I'll cry My precious, don't talk about my precious Baby, I just don't care Washed once a year if it's lucky Weekly wash and polish Wash a car? Are you insane? Washed when I need to see out of the windows Every six months, but not a polish, just a washThe insides... This means the bit where the squishy humans go... The works - Cushions everywhere, and more charms than you can count A single photo tucked in the sun visor Like a hire car, clean with no crap Rear View Charms & Fluffy dice Just a few cushions on the back seat Fluffy Dice for the win My car is a rubbish tipServicing... Care and maintenance... remember without this the risk of death increases 😉 The wheels are still going round, right? Serviced every six months, like clockwork, Swiss clockwork! If it ain't broken, don't fix it. Annual Service... Just get it done and cry over the bill OMG! There's a noise, PANIC! Annual Service, within budget, some things can wait! Service, yes, provisionally... well sometimes!