Quiz – What kind of driver are you? Leave a reply Parking? I'm OK in most situations I can parallel park if required I'd rather drive around the block 17 times than parallel park I always practise reverse and parallel parking Reverse park, up hill & around a corner in the dark - no problem Abandon the vehicle where I stop I'm the parking master of the universeThe Environment.... you know, squirrels and shit. Cars are evil, take the bus Go back to the age of Steam I don't care I cycle everywhere Horses for the win A regular car - Cars and the environment can co-exist I drive an SUV or Pickup, and hate the environment Motorised transport is evil, take the train (Electric) I drive a PriusThe vehicle, your friend, your steed. Family Wagon Hardcore Off Roader Soft-top Sports Car Sports Car 3 Door fun SUV Smart Car Regular car 5 Door SUVFuel... You know, that shit which makes the wheels go round and round... Fairy Dust Unicorn Poop Hybrid Bitch Dust Diesel Electric PetrolThe Vehicle Exterior.... ooh, shiny! Washed when I need to see out of the windows Wash a car? Are you insane? If I can't see my face in the car, I'll cry My precious, don't talk about my precious Every six months, but not a polish, just a wash Monthly wash (Not drawing a comparison to other monthly activities) Baby, I just don't care Washed once a year if it's lucky Weekly wash and polishThe insides... This means the bit where the squishy humans go... A single photo tucked in the sun visor My car is a rubbish tip Just a few cushions on the back seat The works - Cushions everywhere, and more charms than you can count Rear View Charms & Fluffy dice Like a hire car, clean with no crap Fluffy Dice for the winServicing... Care and maintenance... remember without this the risk of death increases 😉 If it ain't broken, don't fix it. Annual Service... Just get it done and cry over the bill The wheels are still going round, right? OMG! There's a noise, PANIC! Service, yes, provisionally... well sometimes! Annual Service, within budget, some things can wait! Serviced every six months, like clockwork, Swiss clockwork!